Only the best post laying around

Posted on July 15, 2014

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Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I’m not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain’s going to be? He’s the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they’re friends, like you and me! I should’ve known way back when… You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass.

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Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that’s what you see at a toy store. And you must think you’re in a toy store, because you’re here shopping for an infant named Jeb. Do you see any Teletubbies in here?
Post image It’s not the size mate, it’s how you use it. Pull my finger! Your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. At this point, I’d set you up with a chimpanzee if it’d brought you back to the world! You are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. I swore to them that I would protect you, and I haven’t. you wouldn’t hit a man with no trousers on, would you? Pull my finger! Yes, I used a machine gun. you know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies… yeah, don’t be shy, let’s have a look. When I get back, remind to tell you about the time I took 100 nuns to Nairobi! My lord! You’re a tripod. It’s not the size mate, It’s how you use it.

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Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that’s what you see at a toy store. And you must think you’re in a toy store, because you’re here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

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Your bones don’t break, mine do. That’s clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don’t get sick, I do. That’s also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We’re on the same curve, just on opposite ends.

Cities fall but they are rebuilt. Heroes die but they are remembered. Bboxing is about respect. Getting it for yourself, and taking it away from the other guy. I did the same thing to Gandhi, he didn’t eat for three weeks. Well, what is it today? More spelunking? Cities fall but they are rebuilt. Heroes die but they are remembered. Mister Wayne, if you don’t want to tell me exactly what you’re doing, when I’m asked, I don’t have to lie. But don’t think of me as an idiot. You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you. Circumstances have taught me that a man’s ethics are the only possessions he will take beyond the grave. Multiply your anger by about a hundred, Kate, that’s how much he thinks he loves you. Bruce… I’m god. Cities fall but they are rebuilt. Heroes die but they are remembered. I don’t think they tried to market it to the billionaire, spelunking, base-jumping crowd.


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